Hillary Bashing, and Mole Whacking

Ok, I can't resist. There is scandal, money, deceit, fear, Bush-Whacking, and my all time favorite pass from the past that I still can't seem t shake (sorry mom), Hillary Bashing! Whoopee!!!!!!

To get started let's go ahead and give credit for the excerpts of today's "article roast", so no one feels left out. I was just reading the feeds and this was on Google News as of a couple of hours ago. I don't like to really just click paste and comment, like a lot of bloggers do, rather I like to digest the snack a piece at a time. Indulge me.

CNN/Money
Clinton sticks her oar into P&O
Telegraph.co.uk - 2 hours ago
By Nicholas Wapshott in New York (Filed: 26/02/2006).

Well for starters what is Hillary doing with an oar? Was she afraid she was headed up a certain creek and needed a paddle? Last I checked, she was pretty well motorized, albeit not necessarily with a GPS on board, but we'll bash more later.

"It should have been a simple transfer of assets, including the running of large parts of six American ports,"
"The issue of "ports security" has dominated Washington for the past 10 days, with Senator Clinton exploiting widespread public anxiety about a company owned by an Arab government gaining access to American ports."
"The fear of Islamist terrorism on mainland America is at the root of the campaign to thwart the P&O sale."
"New Jersey port authority board member told me, "putting the fox in charge of the henhouse"."

Where do i begin with these four choice cuts from the hindquarter? Since when has the transfer of a few billion dollars been simple when the US Government is involved? I mean, come on now, the all but total reassignment of 6 (and some are now saying there are to be as many as 21) American ports is definitely a security interest, and Hillary is definitely shown that she is one to exploit. Even if it is only "widespread public anxiety", and "fear of Islamist terrorism" that she is exploiting. Case in point, she got hubby elected president and ignored his cigar just so that she could exploit him and his position to become the first ever Arkansas hick to govern for the great state of New York! (and I myself think hick is a complimentary word, hell, I'm one!) Ok, maybe there was a bit more to the getting him elected thing, but you get my drift.

Let's get real. The point here is not security, we got Bush-Whacked again. Poor George II didn't know what his right hand was doing while he was sleeping and he hid the fact for the first news cycles, finally having his "administration" say he was not briefed. Come on! Do we all look that stupid? Do we all not know what the meaning of "is" is? This is a point where the Dem's need to be attacking the "administration", and not insulting an ally and soveriegn Arab nation. Homeland Security balked at first, and later signed on when security issues were settled. Bush isn't selling the ports?!, an English company is selling assets to a Dubai company and guess what...All the American port workers are keeping their jobs! If you want to Whack Bush, Hillary, then Whack 'im! This should be like the "Whack-a-Mole" game at Chuckee Cheese's for pete's sake! A Big wooden mallot with a whole lot of whakin' goin' on folks! Imagine the fun of seeing Hillary and what the author called "an unholy alliance of Senator Clinton and other Democrats", each in unison whacking at the poor furry little thing as it tried to pop up in each hole randomly trying to spin a new twist with each thud! Oh the humanity!!!!! (sorry, got carried away there)

Well, you get the idea. I am all for putting the little mole where it belongs, I just think a more direct hit would serve better.

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